I am a hospital pharmacist from Iowa who built this tool after being fully indoctrinated into the surprisingly common superstitious mindset found across healthcare settings.

After 3 years of retail work as a technician/intern and a year of practice as a PharmD, I saw more than enough empirical evidence to believe the superstitions are an absolutely irrefutable true.

This telemetry dashboard was designed to quantify the operational friction of any given shift considering multiple astrological and temporal factors, so we can finally stop pretending the chaos is just a coincidence.