I am a hospital pharmacist from Iowa who built this tool after being fully indoctrinated into the surprisingly common superstitious mindset found across healthcare settings.

After 3 years of retail work as a technician/intern and one year of practice as a PharmD, I have seen more than enough empirical evidence to believe the superstitions are an absolute, irrefutable truth.

This telemetry dashboard was designed to quantify the operational friction of any given shift considering multiple astrological and temporal factors, so we can finally apply some method to the madness.