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One, Two, Three, Four, Five... Everybody in the pharmacy, so come on let's ride!
To the counter around the corner... the local pharmacist says you need a doctor's order! But honestly, when the joint pain hits, other pain killers just doesn't have the brass section you need. Lucky for you, we've got just what you need...
From the makers of Tylenol #3 (and #1, #2, and #4 but honestly have you ever even seen those prescribed?) comes Tylenol #5! The only dual-mechanism pain reliever infused with 97% w/v locally sourced Lou Bega energy. Product ships directly from our offshore compounding facility in an unmarked, inconspicuous package.
♪ WHAT TO EXPECT ♪
- A little bit of Acetaminophen in my life
- A little bit of Codeine by my side
- A little bit of Drowsiness is all I need
- A little bit of risk of Respiratory Depression is what I see
- A little bit of Constipation in the sun
- A little bit of Pain Relief all night long
WARNING FROM MEDICAL AUTHORITIES:
Side effects may include spontaneous dancing, purchasing fedoras, and uncontrollable urges to court women named Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra, Mary, or Jessica. Do not operate heavy machinery, drive a vehicle, or play brass instruments while taking Tylenol #5.
Side effects may include spontaneous dancing, purchasing fedoras, and uncontrollable urges to court women named Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra, Mary, or Jessica. Do not operate heavy machinery, drive a vehicle, or play brass instruments while taking Tylenol #5.
Verified Customer Testimonials!
| "My package arrived in 6 weeks hidden inside a hollowed-out VHS tape of 'Anaconda'. I had a massive migraine. I took two Tylenol #5s. My headache is gone and now I'm in love with a girl named Erica. Highly recommend this vendor." - Buyer4492 |
| "The product really works! But my primary doctor told me I can't take it anymore because as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter (uh)." - MamboLover99 |